i laughed during this whole exchange
jane you are a gem
I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.
I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”
||Also please have a look at this tiny potato
- DWARVEN CRAFTS
- FINE DWARVEN CRAFTS
- DIRECT FROM ORZAMMAR
YOU WON’T FIND BETTER!
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
i’m glad that cullen is an advisor rather than a party member. it means that i can actually experience all the different party dynamics rather than “OKAY LOSERS, which two of you are coming with me and the bae”
I would pay good money for Bioware to release a video of voice acting bloopers
I think my personal favorite would be the time Susan Boyd (Wynne from DAO) was delivering a line in her typical, grandmotherly fashion… and then accidentally knocked over her water bottle and suddenly launched into a string of very decidedly non-grandmotherly expletives. Everyone in the booth laughed and laughed.
Grunt needs a second parent and he has your eyes so here it fucking goes.
This is how I romanced Garrus and nobody can tell me otherwise.
- *spends two hours on character creation*
- me: ok they look good enough
- *starts game and sees beginning cutscene*
- me: no
the best part of Saints Row is that your character is literally some random schmuck who accidentally got caught in the crossfire of a gang turf war
that’s seriously how the first game starts, you’re walking down the street one day and violence breaks out and you almost get executed for being a witness until the 3rd Street Saints show up and save your ass, so you decide to join up with them
four games later: you’re the goddamn president of America and you’re trying to fend off an alien invasion
and now you get kidnapped by Satan and your friends storm Hell to rescue you
i love this series